My Pick Up Artist System
My Pick Up Artist System
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old v.i.r.g.i.n..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”
Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with debauchery and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"
Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.
Release schedule: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.
Warning: It's not recommended to eat or drink while reading this as many readers have commented on spitting things out from laughter. I, the author, am not immune, and have also stepped on such landmines of my own placement when editing.
- Chapter 1 - Seduce or die
- Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up Line
- Chapter 3 - Casanova enters the scene
- Chapter 4 - The thong test
- Chapter 5 - Meeting a master of seduction
- Chapter 6 - We're stuck in caveman bodies
- Chapter 7 - Unlocking achievements
- Chapter 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier
- Chapter 9 - Swole daddy
- Chapter 10 - A Japanese cutie with R.A. duty
- Chapter 11 - Peac.o.c.king
- Chapter 12 - What is attraction?
- Chapter 13 - Jokes and stat bumps
- Chapter 14 - Teasing
- Chapter 15 - Otaku religion
- Chapter 16 - What is charisma?
- Chapter 17 - Stat gain is a hell of a drug
- Chapter 18 - A bet to win the girl
- Chapter 19 - Charismatic evolution!
- Chapter 20 - The crucial moment
- Chapter 21 - What is your life’s blueprint?
- Chapter 22 - Stoned to death
- Chapter 23 - The divine dao of face-slapping
- Chapter 24 - Traumatizing a stranger
- Chapter 25 - Ronald McDonald learns about insta-dates
- Chapter 26 - Motivating a woman with words
- Chapter 27 - Unlocking comfort
- Chapter 28 - Destiny and spirit animals
- Chapter 29 - Points-digger
- Chapter 30 - Club Rat’s Fake ID
- Chapter 31 - The dong game
- Chapter 32 - Dungeon instance
- Chapter 33 - Defusing obstacles
- Chapter 34 - Wingman law
- Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone
- Chapter 36 - Pigs get roasted
- Chapter 37 - Dungeon event mini-boss
- Chapter 38 - Dungeon break
- Chapter 39 - First proper date
- Chapter 40 - Baby in burning building
- Chapter 41 - Lose the hair or lose your head
- Chapter 42 - The positives of obliteration
- Chapter 43 - Invincible opener
- Chapter 44 - Crackheads want to eat swan meat
- Chapter 45 - NASA’s lunar s.e.x mission
- Chapter 46 - Cultivation world of skanks
- Chapter 47 - Boner justice
- Chapter 48 - Crime of passion
- Chapter 49 - First proper proper date
- Chapter 50 - Neighborly love